01 11 / 2012

you go to hook up with a really hot guy and his penis is small

31 10 / 2012

you wanna have sex with your boyfriend, but you’re too busy to see him

30 10 / 2012

you wake up after a one night stand and his dog is in the bed with you

29 10 / 2012

you tell people you can walk when you’re drunk and you subsequently fall over

28 10 / 2012

you’re forced to show off your awful dancing skills

27 10 / 2012

you spit out food by accident while you’re talking

26 10 / 2012

you run into someone sober that you met when you were drunk

25 10 / 2012

you say hi and they totally don’t hear you